Pada suatu hari
Hiduplah seorang gadis
yang cantik sekali
dengan gaun merah
semerah warna darah
karena darah favoritnya
seperti seeorang vampir
Ketika malam tiba
sang gadis termenung
karena merasa bosan
tidak ada kerjaan
dia pun berjalan2
ditemani cahaya bulan
menikmati angin malam
tidak lupa sweater
agar tidak kedinginan
tak lama kemudian
tiba2 dia bingung
ha ... dimana aku ??
dia telah tersasar
gadis celingak celinguk
dia melihat kakek
kakek yang bungkuk
berjalan dengan tongkat
ternyata tongkatnya sakti
kakek telah berubah
menjadi pria tampan
setampan tom cruise
gadis jatuh cinta
pada pandangan pertama
yang bahasa inggrisnya
love first sight
tak lama kemudian
ada seeorang nenek
menuju kearah mereka
nenek menampar kakek
kakek berubah semula
menjadi kakek bungkuk
yang memegang tongkat
yaitu tongkat sakti
kakek menjadi burung
dan terbang tinggi
meninggalkan nenek tua
meninggalkan gadis cantik
sang nenek berkata
dasar suami bajingan
sang gadis berkata
dasar aki2 bajingan
gadispun pulang kerumah
dia tertidur lelap
memimpikan princes charming
diatas kuda putih
membawa pedang panjang
tak sepanjang anunya
tapi tidak apa
gadis akan menolongnya
menemui mak erot
pangeran sangat gembira
mereka langsung pergi
menunggangi kuda putihnya
berdua begitu mesra
mencintai apa adanya
perjalan sangat panjang
banyak rintangan cobaan
tapi berhasil dilewati
disuatu malam dingin
disuatu tempat sunyi
suasana sangat mencekam
membuat bulu merinding
sampai pada ubun2
terdengar lolongan anjing
mereka behenti sejenak
duduk ditepi jalan
terlihat anjing hitam
berjalan melewati mereka
menghilang dengan cepat
tak lama kemudian
hantu kepala buntung
menampakan diri tiba2
gadis menjerit ketakutan
pangeran memeluk gadis
merampas kepala hantu
yang dipegang ditangannya
mereka lali bersenang2
memainkan sebuah permainan
foot head ball
dua lawan dua
gadis dengan pangeran
anjing dengan hantu
kepala menjadi bola
score sembilan kosong
mereka menang mudah
hantu sunggung bodoh
tidak punya otak
kalian tau kenapa ???
kepalanya jadi bola
otaknya tak berfungsi
Mereka melanjutkan perjalan
gadis kebelet boker
mencari tempat aman
serta pw digunakan
mereka menemukan tempat
dibalik semak2 belukar
disebelah batu nisan
seorang janda kembang
gadis langsung nongrong
dengan air cebokan
satu liter pepsi
eegh ... uugh ... oogh..
sudah ada diujung
tapi tak keluar
sungguh sulit rasanya
karena begitu keras
satu jam terlewati
gadis penuh peluh
dua jam terlewati
gadis mulai boring
gadis mulai ngeden
tapi sungguh susah
dan sungguh sakit
perjuangan hidup mati
menarik urat2 saraf
eegh .. uugh .. oogh..
dan finally keluar
perjuangan sungguh berat
gadis menuju pangeran
pangeran tertidur lelap
dikecupnya kening pangeran
dan tidur disebelahnya
Gadis bagun tidur
semua hanya mimpi
ia langsung tersadar
ia kebelet boker
berlari ke wc
dejavu pun terjadi......
Wut d fuk ....... LOL
Friday, November 28, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
THE TRUE LOVE
Tadi baca kompas.... ada berita yg menarik banget ...
Sabtu, 8 November 2008 | 09:03 WIB
Sabtu, 8 November 2008 | 09:03 WIB
BEIJING, SABTU - Seorang perempuan sadar dari koma selama 30 tahun berkat cinta yang tak tergoyahkan dan perawatan telaten suaminya di E’zhou, provinsi Hubei.
Para dokter percaya cinta Chen Dulin, yang baru-baru ini terpilih sebagai salah seorang suami teladan di provinsi tersebut, telah menolong Zhao Guihua sadar dari koma panjangnya.
Paru-paru, jantung dan tekanan darah Zhao stabil setelah ia menjalani pemeriksaan menyeluruh.
Zhao jatuh koma setelah satu kecelakaan tiga dasawarsa lalu, tapi Chen tak pernah putus asa buat istrinya dan merawatnya di rumah setelah sang istri menjalani dua operasi.
Sejak itu, Chen telah telah menggunakan alat penyemprot dan pipa plastik untuk memasukkan susu, kue dari telur dan makanan cair lain ke dalam perut Zhao.
Kini, Chen, yang sudah berusia 77 tahun, tetap mengutarakan cinta kepada istrinya setiap hari.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Life
ife is an Adventure ... Dare it
Life is a Beauty ... Praise it
Life is a Challenge ... Meet it
Life is a Duty ... Perform it
Life is a Love ... Enjoy it
Life is a Tragedy ... Face it
Life is a Struggle ... Fight it
Life is a Promise ... Fulfill it
Life is a Game ... Play it
Life is a Gift ... Accept it
Life is a Journey ... Complete it
Life is a Mystery ... Unfold it
Life is a Goal ... Achieve it
Life is an Opportunity ... Take it
Life is a Puzzle ... Solve it
Life is a Song ... Sing it
Life is a Sorrow ... Overcome it
Life is a Spirit ... Realize it
__.:By ANON:.__
Against the World ...or is it against me and myself ?
Just when I thought I’ve made peace with myself, and it’s the world
that turns against me. Just when I thought I’ve settled with the past
and move on, the future comes to haunt. Just when I thought I’ve quite
the mind, and it’s everything around me that become louder and noisy.
Just when I thought I’ve found the stillness of the soul, the whole
body, mind and emotion turns wild.
So I haven’t made peace with myself after all.
All I’ve done is kicked the old me that I used to wear (the one that I
blamed to be the reason of all my failures) out the door, and wear
another one (the one that made me feel good). I wear myself like a
suit. The worst thing is, it’s not even a real me, it’s me the way I
like to see, but never am! And this I that wear me, isn’t even
conscious. This I is nothing but an automatic routine, programmed to
respond the input received by the receptor sensory. There is no I all
along!
So… what the heck was that!? Perhaps, it’s my history
that keeps repeating itself. Perhaps, I’m going crazy. Or, perhaps, I
already am! Yeah. Whatever. Just want to say, peace isn’t easy. Not
even if you start with yourself.
Need to get rid of this me
that become my cowardly hideout. Need to see all the I-s within my
body, mind and emotion. Need to see the I-s in the world. To deny all
these I-s. To find the one, real I. The I that is with God and in God,
where the only true eternal peace is. Then, and by then, I hope, I
could finally made peace with myself. Forever.
Let there be no me, no I, not here inside nor anywhere outside the body. Let God be. Because I am now at His mercy.
Friday, November 7, 2008
LoVe TesT..>.<
1. You are walking to your boyfriend's house. There are two roads to get there. One is a straight path to take you there quickly, but very boring. The other is significantly longer but is full of wonderful sights and interesting things. Which one do you take to get to your significant other's house, short or long ... ?
-- Short
2. On the way you see two rose bushes. One is full of red roses, the other full of white. You decide to pick 20 roses for your boyfriend of any one color or two color combination. What number of white and/or red do you pick?
-- 10
3. You finally get to their house. A family member answers the door. You can have the family member get your boyfriend or go get them yourself?
-- The family member gets him (gak sopan kan masuk2 kerumah orang gitu aja)
4. You go up to your boyfriend's room, but nobody is there. You decide to leave the roses. Do you leave them by the windowsill or on the bed?
--- On the bed (biar keliatan)
5. Later, it's time for bed. You and your boyfriend sleep in separate rooms. In the morning when it's time to wake up, you go into his room and check on him. When you arrive, do you prefer him to be awake or asleep?
--- Awake
6. Now it's time to go back home. Do you take the short, plain or more interesting road?
--- Long
~~ The Result Is ~~
1. The road represents your attitude towards falling in love.
-- You chose the short road. You fall in love quickly and easily.
2. The number of red roses represents how much you give in a relationship, while the number of white represents what you expect in return.
-- You give 50% and expect 50% in return.
3. This question represents your attitude towards handling relationship problems.
-- You asked the family member to get your significant other. You like to avoid problems and hope that they will solve themselves.
4. The placement of the roses determines how much you like seeing your boyfriend.
-- You place the roses on the bed. You like to see him a lot.
5. This represents your attitude towards his personality.
-- You prefer the person to be awake, you expect the person to change for you.
6. The road to home tells how long you stay in love with someone.
-- You chose the longer road. You will tend to stay in love for a long time.
-- Short
2. On the way you see two rose bushes. One is full of red roses, the other full of white. You decide to pick 20 roses for your boyfriend of any one color or two color combination. What number of white and/or red do you pick?
-- 10
3. You finally get to their house. A family member answers the door. You can have the family member get your boyfriend or go get them yourself?
-- The family member gets him (gak sopan kan masuk2 kerumah orang gitu aja)
4. You go up to your boyfriend's room, but nobody is there. You decide to leave the roses. Do you leave them by the windowsill or on the bed?
--- On the bed (biar keliatan)
5. Later, it's time for bed. You and your boyfriend sleep in separate rooms. In the morning when it's time to wake up, you go into his room and check on him. When you arrive, do you prefer him to be awake or asleep?
--- Awake
6. Now it's time to go back home. Do you take the short, plain or more interesting road?
--- Long
~~ The Result Is ~~
1. The road represents your attitude towards falling in love.
-- You chose the short road. You fall in love quickly and easily.
2. The number of red roses represents how much you give in a relationship, while the number of white represents what you expect in return.
-- You give 50% and expect 50% in return.
3. This question represents your attitude towards handling relationship problems.
-- You asked the family member to get your significant other. You like to avoid problems and hope that they will solve themselves.
4. The placement of the roses determines how much you like seeing your boyfriend.
-- You place the roses on the bed. You like to see him a lot.
5. This represents your attitude towards his personality.
-- You prefer the person to be awake, you expect the person to change for you.
6. The road to home tells how long you stay in love with someone.
-- You chose the longer road. You will tend to stay in love for a long time.
im just 30% weird ^^
1 . Do u sleep naked ?
- No. (ya nggak mungkin lah,, ntr kalo ada binatang gimana !!)
2. What flavor ice cream do u prefer ?
- Vanila. (coklat terlalu manis)
3. Do u ever use the tolilet when the door is open ?
- No. (gila aja... kalo ada yg lewat n keliatan gimana!)
4. U would rather be deserted ?
- On a street corner in the inner city. (dari pada "In a foreign country where you don't speak the language .. mampus ngomong apaan gw")
5. Yellow traffic light... u ?
- Speed through .. (waktu itu berharga)
6. You would rather .. Have genital herpes or Be 50 pounds overweight ?
- Be 50 pounds overweights ( gpp,,aku pasti diet ketat!! dari pada genital herpes,,eeuw!)
7. Have u experience deja vu?
- No. (nggak tau juga deh)
8. You get to a parking site you want at the same time as someone else. You...?
- Let the other person have it. (aku nggak mau ribut2,sekali2 ngalah^^)
9. You stumble upon someone's personal diary. Do you read it?
- Yes. (dikit,,, - jujur kan gw^^)
10. You get bad service at a restaurant. You ?
- No Tip !!!! (ya iya lah..!)
~~ The Result Is ~~
Im 30% weird ... Not enough to scare other people...
But sometimes i scare myself...What ??!!
- No. (ya nggak mungkin lah,, ntr kalo ada binatang gimana !!)
2. What flavor ice cream do u prefer ?
- Vanila. (coklat terlalu manis)
3. Do u ever use the tolilet when the door is open ?
- No. (gila aja... kalo ada yg lewat n keliatan gimana!)
4. U would rather be deserted ?
- On a street corner in the inner city. (dari pada "In a foreign country where you don't speak the language .. mampus ngomong apaan gw")
5. Yellow traffic light... u ?
- Speed through .. (waktu itu berharga)
6. You would rather .. Have genital herpes or Be 50 pounds overweight ?
- Be 50 pounds overweights ( gpp,,aku pasti diet ketat!! dari pada genital herpes,,eeuw!)
7. Have u experience deja vu?
- No. (nggak tau juga deh)
8. You get to a parking site you want at the same time as someone else. You...?
- Let the other person have it. (aku nggak mau ribut2,sekali2 ngalah^^)
9. You stumble upon someone's personal diary. Do you read it?
- Yes. (dikit,,, - jujur kan gw^^)
10. You get bad service at a restaurant. You ?
- No Tip !!!! (ya iya lah..!)
~~ The Result Is ~~
Im 30% weird ... Not enough to scare other people...
But sometimes i scare myself...What ??!!
Fabel ...
[10:44] esubi_tatsuya: tin tong
[10:47] dyah juandari: nyari siapa mas ?
[10:47] jimmy tatsuya: begini bu saya mau menawarkan program pemerintah...
[10:48] jimmy tatsuya: yaitu gerakan menonton armijn bersama, nanti tanggal 8
[10:48] dyah juandari: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[10:48] dyah juandari: nggak nolak
[10:48] dyah juandari: nggak nolak
[10:49] jimmy tatsuya: abis itu dilanjutkan wisata bersama menghadiri acara zook out
[10:50] jimmy tatsuya: diakhiri dengan menghadiri ibiza
[10:50] dyah juandari: haix
[10:50] jimmy tatsuya: bagaimana? ibu tertarik?
[10:51] jimmy tatsuya: tapi ya itu, bu. ada satu kekurangannya...
[10:51] dyah juandari: euummmm
[10:51] dyah juandari: apa ?
[10:51] dyah juandari: bayar sendri ?
[10:51] jimmy tatsuya: kita jalan kaki...
[10:51] dyah juandari: lah bujug !
[10:52] jimmy tatsuya: soal biaya pasti murah kok bu...
[10:52] jimmy tatsuya: kita menginap di terminal-terminal ternama...
[10:52] jimmy tatsuya: atau di masjid dan musholla tersohor...
[10:52] dyah juandari: hahahahahahhaa
[10:52] jimmy tatsuya: ibu hanya membutuhkan membawa satu lembar tikar saja
[10:53] dyah juandari: lols
[10:53] jimmy tatsuya: yahh... koran atau kardus bisa jadi pilihan
[10:53] dyah juandari: eummm
[10:53] dyah juandari: bawa kasur gulung aja mending
[10:53] dyah juandari: yg tipis
[10:53] jimmy tatsuya: bagaimana? tertarik untuk berpartisipasi?
[10:53] dyah juandari: kasur lipet lebih bagus
[10:53] jimmy tatsuya: waduh kasur gulung tidak disarankan bu...
[10:54] jimmy tatsuya: lebih-lebih kasur lipat
[10:54] dyah juandari: loh ?
[10:54] jimmy tatsuya: karena untuk menghindari rebutan dengan penghuni setempat...
[10:54] jimmy tatsuya: yaitu gelandangan dan pengemis
[10:54] dyah juandari: haix
[10:54] dyah juandari: kalo gitu kasur lipetnya asatas alasin koran
[10:54] dyah juandari: biar disangkanya koran
[10:55] jimmy tatsuya: kita tidak bisa menjamin keamanan jika terjadi huru hara gara-gara rebutan kasur...
[10:55] dyah juandari: haix
[10:55] dyah juandari: ya udah
[10:55] dyah juandari: kalo gitu....
[10:55] dyah juandari: pulang aja
[10:55] dyah juandari: ngapain tidur di jalaanan
[10:56] jimmy tatsuya: waduh bu... mungkin ibu punya rumah di pulau ibiza?
[10:56] jimmy tatsuya: hebat sekali
[10:56] jimmy tatsuya: hebat boongnya
[10:56] dyah juandari: hahahahahhahaha
[10:56] dyah juandari: euumm.,,,
[10:56] dyah juandari: ya udah terpaksa deh koran^^
[10:57] jimmy tatsuya: nah begitu dong, Bu..
[10:57] dyah juandari: ehh tapi
[10:57] jimmy tatsuya: ini kan juga sekalian demi menggalang kembali rasa persaudaraan..
[10:57] jimmy tatsuya: senasib dan sepenanggungan
[10:57] jimmy tatsuya : maksudnya nasib lo ya tanggung sendiri...
[10:58] dyah juandari: lol...
[10:58] dyah juandari: kalo gitu ...
[10:58] dyah juandari: pas abis acara armin ...
[10:59] dyah juandari: aku nggak ikut lanjut acara zook out n libiza
[10:59] dyah juandari: aku beli tiket sendiri pulang !
[10:59] jimmy tatsuya: wah maaf bu, saya lupa menginformasikan..
[10:59] jimmy tatsuya: semua peserta acara ini harus mengikuti semua rangkaian acara...
[11:00] jimmy tatsuya: karena semua peserta akan saling diikat dengan rantai dan beban pemberat
[11:00] dyah juandari: waaaaaaa
[11:00] dyah juandari: mass
[11:00] jimmy tatsuya: ini demi keamanan juga loh...
[11:00] dyah juandari: ngeri gila ^^
[11:00] dyah juandari: lo aja dah...
[11:00] dyah juandari : hahahahha.......
[11:00] dyah juandari : maaf mas..
[11:00] dyah juandari: bukannya nggak cinta
[11:00] dyah juandari: tapi
[11:00] jimmy tatsuya: loh ini tidak mengerikan kok..
[11:01] jimmy tatsuya: ini sudah ada dari jaman mesir kuno
[11:01] dyah juandari: haix
[11:01] jimmy tatsuya: dimana para pengikut saling dirantai dan dipecut..
[11:01] jimmy tatsuya: nah ngomong-ngomong pecut..
[11:01] dyah juandari: ??
[11:01] jimmy tatsuya: nanti semua peserta diwajibkan untuk menarik kereta panitia
[11:02] jimmy tatsuya: dan jika tidak menurut dan malas.. akan dipecut
[11:02] dyah juandari: haix
[11:02] dyah juandari: itu udah pasti 100 % mas...
[11:02] dyah juandari : kalo saya menolak
[11:02] dyah juandari: lol
[11:02] dyah juandari: itu melanggar uud
[11:02] dyah juandari: mas
[11:02] dyah juandari: ayat 190 pasal 2008
[11:03] jimmy tatsuya: uud? ujung-ujungnya duit?
[11:03] dyah juandari: lol
[11:03] dyah juandari: iya
[11:03] jimmy tatsuya: loh menurut kitab saya itu tidak melanggar apa2...
[11:03] dyah juandari: yah ..
[11:03] dyah juandari: terang aja
[11:03] dyah juandari: kitabnya kan situ yg buat sendiri
[11:04] jimmy tatsuya: nah ibu tau tuh
[11:04] dyah juandari: makanya....
[11:04] dyah juandari: kitab mas kan nggak disetujuin
[11:04] dyah juandari: sama pemerintah
[11:04] dyah juandari: apalagi sama obama...
[11:04] jimmy tatsuya: loh pemerintah bisa apa? orang saya reajanya kok
[11:04] dyah juandari: apa bukti nya kalo mas rajanya ?
[11:05] dyah juandari: lagian mas...
[11:05] dyah juandari: kalo mas rajanya
[11:05] dyah juandari: nggak mungkin
[11:05] dyah juandari: ting tong2 tiap rumah orang
[11:05] dyah juandari: buat nawarin beginian
[11:05] jimmy tatsuya: wah ibu sudah menghina raja..
[11:05] jimmy tatsuya: berarti ibu diwajibkan untuk ikut program ini selama 3 tahun penuh
[11:06] jimmy tatsuya: ini namanya pelayanan untuk rakyat
[11:06] jimmy tatsuya: raja juga harus turun ke jalan dong..
[11:06] jimmy tatsuya: ibu ga liat itu diluar ada pasukan saya?
[11:06] dyah juandari: ooh yang bawa kayka senjata diluar itu ???
[11:07] dyah juandari itu bukannya orang2 yang mau nyemprotin nyamuk demam berdarah ya mas
[11:07] dyah juandari: rumah saya udah tadi pagi
[11:07] dyah juandari: mas..mas.. saya kasih tau y mas...
[11:07] dyah juandari : saya tau ...
[11:07] jimmy tatsuya : eh bukan bu.. yang disebelahnya.. itu emang bisnis sampingan saya
[11:08] dyah juandari: haix
[11:08] dyah juandari: gubrak!
[11:08] jimmy tatsuya: nah tiu yang serem2 orangnya..
[11:08] jimmy tatsuya: jadi ibu udah disemprot nyamuk ya?
[11:08] dyah juandari: udah tadi pagi ....
[11:08] dyah juandari: yang serem2 ??
[11:08] dyah juandari: tukang motong kambing korban itu mah..
[11:09] dyah juandari: tiap hari emang lewat ...
[11:09] jimmy tatsuya: kok ibu belum mati? kan udah disemprot anti demam berdarah?
[11:09] dyah juandari: maap ya mas... saya bukan nyamuk
[11:09] dyah juandari: lagian kalo saya nyamuk..
[11:09] dyah juandari: nggak mungkin mati..
[11:09] jimmy tatsuya: oo bukan toh?
[11:09] dyah juandari: saya ini ratu dari segala nyamuk
[11:09] jimmy tatsuya: kok mirip ya?
[11:09] dyah juandari: haix.
[11:09] jimmy tatsuya: oo pantes..
[11:10] jimmy tatsuya: kebetulan saya lagi nyari ratu ni...
[11:10] dyah juandari: makanya... jangan macem2
[11:10] dyah juandari: nanti darah mas saya sedot ampe abis
[11:10] jimmy tatsuya: mau ga?
[11:10] jimmy tatsuya: loh mana bisa?
[11:10] jimmy tatsuya : saya kan raja tapir
[11:10] dyah juandari: loh bisa dunk
[11:10] dyah juandari: saya punya cara rahasia
[11:11] dyah juandari: ^^
[11:11] jimmy tatsuya: gini deh kita damai..
[11:11] jimmy tatsuya: udah saya bilang tadi...
[11:11] jimmy tatsuya: saya lagi nyai ratu
[11:11] jimmy tatsuya: gimana ibu tertarik?
[11:12] dyah juandari: mas...
[11:12] dyah juandari: saya ni ratu nyamuk
[11:12] dyah juandari: mas raja tapir
[11:12] dyah juandari: mas mau saya carikan tapir betina ?
[11:12] jimmy tatsuya: wah ibu tidak boleh begitu..
[11:12] jimmy tatsuya: kita ini sama..
[11:12] jimmy tatsuya: jangan suka mebeda-bedakan gitu dongg..
[11:12] jimmy tatsuya: itu rasis namanya
[11:13] dyah juandari: loh... mas bukannya rasis
[11:13] dyah juandari: jelas2 dari bentuknya aja dah beda
[11:13] dyah juandari: naymuk kecil lucu langsing panjan...
[11:13] dyah juandari: tapir... gede bulet genudt buntel
[11:14] dyah juandari: ntr pangerannya jadi apa ?????
[11:14] jimmy tatsuya: menggemaskan bukan?
[11:14] dyah juandari: kodok buntet ?
[11:14] jimmy tatsuya: nah-nah..
[11:14] jimmy tatsuya: ibu malah menghina kodok..
[11:14] jimmy tatsuya: nanti saya bilangin ke raja kodok ni..
[11:15] dyah juandari: raja kodok sahabat dekat saya mas'
[11:15] jimmy tatsuya: nah kalo gitu ibu ga boleh kaya gitu..
[11:15] jimmy tatsuya: masa temen deket masih dihina?
[11:15] dyah juandari: bagi ras kodok.. penghinaan adalah suatu pujian..
[11:15] dyah juandari: makin di hina mereka malah semakin merasa tersanjung dan terpuji
[11:16] dyah juandari: mereka senang
[11:16] jimmy tatsuya: waduh kalo dibilang buntet mah itu penghinaan besar..
[11:16] jimmy tatsuya: ibu harusnya tau dong kodok itu sukanya dibilang besar..
[11:16] jimmy tatsuya: kalo bisa sebesar sapi..
[11:16] dyah juandari: buntet itu bahasa halus bagi mereka
[11:16] dyah juandari: besar mereka malah terhina mas
[11:16] jimmy tatsuya: makanya mereka suka membesar-besarkan badan mereka kan?
[11:16] jimmy tatsuya: waduh..
[11:16] jimmy tatsuya: ibu ga belajar sejarah ni ya?
[11:17] dyah juandari: loh... ngapain saya belajar sejarah kodok
[11:17] dyah juandari: saya kan nyamuk
[11:17] jimmy tatsuya: pernah dengar tentang kodok yang membesarkan dirinya sampai meletus?
[11:17] dyah juandari: saya taunya tapirr!!!
[11:17] jimmy tatsuya: wah ternyata ibu ini kurang terpelajar ya?
[11:17] jimmy tatsuya: pantes.. (manggut-manggut)
[11:17] dyah juandari: haix
[11:18] dyah juandari: maap mas
[11:18] dyah juandari: saya terlalu sibuk dengan bisnis darah
[11:18] dyah juandari: makanya saya tajir kan
[11:18] jimmy tatsuya: hhhmmmm... ya.. sudahlah.. berarti saya salah tempat
[11:18] jimmy tatsuya: saya mau yang terpelajar dan berada
[11:18] dyah juandari: ^^
[11:19] dyah juandari: lol
[11:19] jimmy tatsuya:
[10:47] dyah juandari: nyari siapa mas ?
[10:47] jimmy tatsuya: begini bu saya mau menawarkan program pemerintah...
[10:48] jimmy tatsuya: yaitu gerakan menonton armijn bersama, nanti tanggal 8
[10:48] dyah juandari: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[10:48] dyah juandari: nggak nolak
[10:48] dyah juandari: nggak nolak
[10:49] jimmy tatsuya: abis itu dilanjutkan wisata bersama menghadiri acara zook out
[10:50] jimmy tatsuya: diakhiri dengan menghadiri ibiza
[10:50] dyah juandari: haix
[10:50] jimmy tatsuya: bagaimana? ibu tertarik?
[10:51] jimmy tatsuya: tapi ya itu, bu. ada satu kekurangannya...
[10:51] dyah juandari: euummmm
[10:51] dyah juandari: apa ?
[10:51] dyah juandari: bayar sendri ?
[10:51] jimmy tatsuya: kita jalan kaki...
[10:51] dyah juandari: lah bujug !
[10:52] jimmy tatsuya: soal biaya pasti murah kok bu...
[10:52] jimmy tatsuya: kita menginap di terminal-terminal ternama...
[10:52] jimmy tatsuya: atau di masjid dan musholla tersohor...
[10:52] dyah juandari: hahahahahahhaa
[10:52] jimmy tatsuya: ibu hanya membutuhkan membawa satu lembar tikar saja
[10:53] dyah juandari: lols
[10:53] jimmy tatsuya: yahh... koran atau kardus bisa jadi pilihan
[10:53] dyah juandari: eummm
[10:53] dyah juandari: bawa kasur gulung aja mending
[10:53] dyah juandari: yg tipis
[10:53] jimmy tatsuya: bagaimana? tertarik untuk berpartisipasi?
[10:53] dyah juandari: kasur lipet lebih bagus
[10:53] jimmy tatsuya: waduh kasur gulung tidak disarankan bu...
[10:54] jimmy tatsuya: lebih-lebih kasur lipat
[10:54] dyah juandari: loh ?
[10:54] jimmy tatsuya: karena untuk menghindari rebutan dengan penghuni setempat...
[10:54] jimmy tatsuya: yaitu gelandangan dan pengemis
[10:54] dyah juandari: haix
[10:54] dyah juandari: kalo gitu kasur lipetnya asatas alasin koran
[10:54] dyah juandari: biar disangkanya koran
[10:55] jimmy tatsuya: kita tidak bisa menjamin keamanan jika terjadi huru hara gara-gara rebutan kasur...
[10:55] dyah juandari: haix
[10:55] dyah juandari: ya udah
[10:55] dyah juandari: kalo gitu....
[10:55] dyah juandari: pulang aja
[10:55] dyah juandari: ngapain tidur di jalaanan
[10:56] jimmy tatsuya: waduh bu... mungkin ibu punya rumah di pulau ibiza?
[10:56] jimmy tatsuya: hebat sekali
[10:56] jimmy tatsuya: hebat boongnya
[10:56] dyah juandari: hahahahahhahaha
[10:56] dyah juandari: euumm.,,,
[10:56] dyah juandari: ya udah terpaksa deh koran^^
[10:57] jimmy tatsuya: nah begitu dong, Bu..
[10:57] dyah juandari: ehh tapi
[10:57] jimmy tatsuya: ini kan juga sekalian demi menggalang kembali rasa persaudaraan..
[10:57] jimmy tatsuya: senasib dan sepenanggungan
[10:57] jimmy tatsuya : maksudnya nasib lo ya tanggung sendiri...
[10:58] dyah juandari: lol...
[10:58] dyah juandari: kalo gitu ...
[10:58] dyah juandari: pas abis acara armin ...
[10:59] dyah juandari: aku nggak ikut lanjut acara zook out n libiza
[10:59] dyah juandari: aku beli tiket sendiri pulang !
[10:59] jimmy tatsuya: wah maaf bu, saya lupa menginformasikan..
[10:59] jimmy tatsuya: semua peserta acara ini harus mengikuti semua rangkaian acara...
[11:00] jimmy tatsuya: karena semua peserta akan saling diikat dengan rantai dan beban pemberat
[11:00] dyah juandari: waaaaaaa
[11:00] dyah juandari: mass
[11:00] jimmy tatsuya: ini demi keamanan juga loh...
[11:00] dyah juandari: ngeri gila ^^
[11:00] dyah juandari: lo aja dah...
[11:00] dyah juandari : hahahahha.......
[11:00] dyah juandari : maaf mas..
[11:00] dyah juandari: bukannya nggak cinta
[11:00] dyah juandari: tapi
[11:00] jimmy tatsuya: loh ini tidak mengerikan kok..
[11:01] jimmy tatsuya: ini sudah ada dari jaman mesir kuno
[11:01] dyah juandari: haix
[11:01] jimmy tatsuya: dimana para pengikut saling dirantai dan dipecut..
[11:01] jimmy tatsuya: nah ngomong-ngomong pecut..
[11:01] dyah juandari: ??
[11:01] jimmy tatsuya: nanti semua peserta diwajibkan untuk menarik kereta panitia
[11:02] jimmy tatsuya: dan jika tidak menurut dan malas.. akan dipecut
[11:02] dyah juandari: haix
[11:02] dyah juandari: itu udah pasti 100 % mas...
[11:02] dyah juandari : kalo saya menolak
[11:02] dyah juandari: lol
[11:02] dyah juandari: itu melanggar uud
[11:02] dyah juandari: mas
[11:02] dyah juandari: ayat 190 pasal 2008
[11:03] jimmy tatsuya: uud? ujung-ujungnya duit?
[11:03] dyah juandari: lol
[11:03] dyah juandari: iya
[11:03] jimmy tatsuya: loh menurut kitab saya itu tidak melanggar apa2...
[11:03] dyah juandari: yah ..
[11:03] dyah juandari: terang aja
[11:03] dyah juandari: kitabnya kan situ yg buat sendiri
[11:04] jimmy tatsuya: nah ibu tau tuh
[11:04] dyah juandari: makanya....
[11:04] dyah juandari: kitab mas kan nggak disetujuin
[11:04] dyah juandari: sama pemerintah
[11:04] dyah juandari: apalagi sama obama...
[11:04] jimmy tatsuya: loh pemerintah bisa apa? orang saya reajanya kok
[11:04] dyah juandari: apa bukti nya kalo mas rajanya ?
[11:05] dyah juandari: lagian mas...
[11:05] dyah juandari: kalo mas rajanya
[11:05] dyah juandari: nggak mungkin
[11:05] dyah juandari: ting tong2 tiap rumah orang
[11:05] dyah juandari: buat nawarin beginian
[11:05] jimmy tatsuya: wah ibu sudah menghina raja..
[11:05] jimmy tatsuya: berarti ibu diwajibkan untuk ikut program ini selama 3 tahun penuh
[11:06] jimmy tatsuya: ini namanya pelayanan untuk rakyat
[11:06] jimmy tatsuya: raja juga harus turun ke jalan dong..
[11:06] jimmy tatsuya: ibu ga liat itu diluar ada pasukan saya?
[11:06] dyah juandari: ooh yang bawa kayka senjata diluar itu ???
[11:07] dyah juandari itu bukannya orang2 yang mau nyemprotin nyamuk demam berdarah ya mas
[11:07] dyah juandari: rumah saya udah tadi pagi
[11:07] dyah juandari: mas..mas.. saya kasih tau y mas...
[11:07] dyah juandari : saya tau ...
[11:07] jimmy tatsuya : eh bukan bu.. yang disebelahnya.. itu emang bisnis sampingan saya
[11:08] dyah juandari: haix
[11:08] dyah juandari: gubrak!
[11:08] jimmy tatsuya: nah tiu yang serem2 orangnya..
[11:08] jimmy tatsuya: jadi ibu udah disemprot nyamuk ya?
[11:08] dyah juandari: udah tadi pagi ....
[11:08] dyah juandari: yang serem2 ??
[11:08] dyah juandari: tukang motong kambing korban itu mah..
[11:09] dyah juandari: tiap hari emang lewat ...
[11:09] jimmy tatsuya: kok ibu belum mati? kan udah disemprot anti demam berdarah?
[11:09] dyah juandari: maap ya mas... saya bukan nyamuk
[11:09] dyah juandari: lagian kalo saya nyamuk..
[11:09] dyah juandari: nggak mungkin mati..
[11:09] jimmy tatsuya: oo bukan toh?
[11:09] dyah juandari: saya ini ratu dari segala nyamuk
[11:09] jimmy tatsuya: kok mirip ya?
[11:09] dyah juandari: haix.
[11:09] jimmy tatsuya: oo pantes..
[11:10] jimmy tatsuya: kebetulan saya lagi nyari ratu ni...
[11:10] dyah juandari: makanya... jangan macem2
[11:10] dyah juandari: nanti darah mas saya sedot ampe abis
[11:10] jimmy tatsuya: mau ga?
[11:10] jimmy tatsuya: loh mana bisa?
[11:10] jimmy tatsuya : saya kan raja tapir
[11:10] dyah juandari: loh bisa dunk
[11:10] dyah juandari: saya punya cara rahasia
[11:11] dyah juandari: ^^
[11:11] jimmy tatsuya: gini deh kita damai..
[11:11] jimmy tatsuya: udah saya bilang tadi...
[11:11] jimmy tatsuya: saya lagi nyai ratu
[11:11] jimmy tatsuya: gimana ibu tertarik?
[11:12] dyah juandari: mas...
[11:12] dyah juandari: saya ni ratu nyamuk
[11:12] dyah juandari: mas raja tapir
[11:12] dyah juandari: mas mau saya carikan tapir betina ?
[11:12] jimmy tatsuya: wah ibu tidak boleh begitu..
[11:12] jimmy tatsuya: kita ini sama..
[11:12] jimmy tatsuya: jangan suka mebeda-bedakan gitu dongg..
[11:12] jimmy tatsuya: itu rasis namanya
[11:13] dyah juandari: loh... mas bukannya rasis
[11:13] dyah juandari: jelas2 dari bentuknya aja dah beda
[11:13] dyah juandari: naymuk kecil lucu langsing panjan...
[11:13] dyah juandari: tapir... gede bulet genudt buntel
[11:14] dyah juandari: ntr pangerannya jadi apa ?????
[11:14] jimmy tatsuya: menggemaskan bukan?
[11:14] dyah juandari: kodok buntet ?
[11:14] jimmy tatsuya: nah-nah..
[11:14] jimmy tatsuya: ibu malah menghina kodok..
[11:14] jimmy tatsuya: nanti saya bilangin ke raja kodok ni..
[11:15] dyah juandari: raja kodok sahabat dekat saya mas'
[11:15] jimmy tatsuya: nah kalo gitu ibu ga boleh kaya gitu..
[11:15] jimmy tatsuya: masa temen deket masih dihina?
[11:15] dyah juandari: bagi ras kodok.. penghinaan adalah suatu pujian..
[11:15] dyah juandari: makin di hina mereka malah semakin merasa tersanjung dan terpuji
[11:16] dyah juandari: mereka senang
[11:16] jimmy tatsuya: waduh kalo dibilang buntet mah itu penghinaan besar..
[11:16] jimmy tatsuya: ibu harusnya tau dong kodok itu sukanya dibilang besar..
[11:16] jimmy tatsuya: kalo bisa sebesar sapi..
[11:16] dyah juandari: buntet itu bahasa halus bagi mereka
[11:16] dyah juandari: besar mereka malah terhina mas
[11:16] jimmy tatsuya: makanya mereka suka membesar-besarkan badan mereka kan?
[11:16] jimmy tatsuya: waduh..
[11:16] jimmy tatsuya: ibu ga belajar sejarah ni ya?
[11:17] dyah juandari: loh... ngapain saya belajar sejarah kodok
[11:17] dyah juandari: saya kan nyamuk
[11:17] jimmy tatsuya: pernah dengar tentang kodok yang membesarkan dirinya sampai meletus?
[11:17] dyah juandari: saya taunya tapirr!!!
[11:17] jimmy tatsuya: wah ternyata ibu ini kurang terpelajar ya?
[11:17] jimmy tatsuya: pantes.. (manggut-manggut)
[11:17] dyah juandari: haix
[11:18] dyah juandari: maap mas
[11:18] dyah juandari: saya terlalu sibuk dengan bisnis darah
[11:18] dyah juandari: makanya saya tajir kan
[11:18] jimmy tatsuya: hhhmmmm... ya.. sudahlah.. berarti saya salah tempat
[11:18] jimmy tatsuya: saya mau yang terpelajar dan berada
[11:18] dyah juandari: ^^
[11:19] dyah juandari: lol
[11:19] jimmy tatsuya:
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
ARMIN VAN BUUREN
Armin bakalan konser di jakarta n_n.. huhu.. sedih banget nggak bisa dateng..
Abang Armin .. maafkan daku yang tak bisa datang ke acara mu... maap ni.. bukannya nggak cinta..LOLS...
Aduuhh...udah lama banget deh nggak clubing,,, jadi kangen ama saat2 clubing dulu.. ..n_n..Jakarta .. i miss u.. my friends in jakarta .. i miss u..
disini nggak ada temen clubing akunya..T_T. menyedihkan ...^^
serenity n_n
i love Armin Van Buuren bangetzz..bangetz.......
This song is featured Sharon den Adel - in and out of love.. .. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i like this song .....
See the mirror in your eyes
See the truth behind your lies
Your lies are haunting me
See the reason in your eyes
Giving answer to the why
Your eyes are haunting me
Falling in and out of love
in love, in love
Falling in and out of love
your love, your love
Why can't you see it?
Why can't you feel?
In and out of love each time
Why can't you feel it?
Why can't you see it?
In and out of love
You keep keep runnin'
I keep keep fallin'
Let it fade away.
Away away away away
Oh let it fade away
the wedding day .. AND... 10 years later...
_ THE WEDDING DAY _
Man : Finally ... i have been waiting for this for so long.
Woman : do u want to leave me .. ??
Man : of course not. dont ever think about it !
Woman : do u really love me ?
Man : yes ,, forever .
Woman : would u cheat on me ?
Man : no. i dont want to do that.
Woman : i wanna hold u ..
Man : yes ..
Woman : .. oo honey !!
_ 10 Years Latter ... Read From below to the top _
Lagi browsing2... nggak sengaja nemu kata2 lucu ini... hihi....ada2 aja kan ^^
Man : Finally ... i have been waiting for this for so long.
Woman : do u want to leave me .. ??
Man : of course not. dont ever think about it !
Woman : do u really love me ?
Man : yes ,, forever .
Woman : would u cheat on me ?
Man : no. i dont want to do that.
Woman : i wanna hold u ..
Man : yes ..
Woman : .. oo honey !!
_ 10 Years Latter ... Read From below to the top _
Lagi browsing2... nggak sengaja nemu kata2 lucu ini... hihi....ada2 aja kan ^^
Nasi Padang..Maen Bowling..Maen Ps..
Kemaren tuh seneng banget ,,,,
Soalnya kemren aku makan NASI PADANG ...... hihi..
Ya even nggak seenak nasi padang asli INDONESIA ... atleast boleh tahan la!! lol
Kemaren tuh abis dari bank, kita kelaperan trus bingung mau makan apa,,soalnya bosen sama makanan sini.
Baru keingetan kalo di sini ada restoran padang juga. Ya sudah akhirnya kita bergerak kesana.
Abis makan.. kita main bowling.,, udah lama juga nggak maen jadi bolanya kebanyakan nyemplung got!! cuman main 5 game aja abis itu udahan ,,, nggak kuat bo' sakit gila tangan .. udah kayak mo copot.
Rencananya mau nonton. tapi nggak da film bagus. ya udah deh, jadi beli kaset ps aja .. maen di rumah..... setelah berjam2 memilih2 kaset ps .... ( bingung ) .... dapet lah satu kaset... B-BOYS battle .... bayangin berjam2 milih kaset.. yang di beli cuman satu T_T.. nggak ada yg bagus ..
Malemnya.... maen ps deh ampe gila .... gaya breakdance nya keren2... tapi pusing,,soalnya masing2 move,, nama and tombol nya beda.. makin lama,,makin banyak yang harus di afalin tombol2nya supaya dapet move yg keren....
Soalnya kemren aku makan NASI PADANG ...... hihi..
Ya even nggak seenak nasi padang asli INDONESIA ... atleast boleh tahan la!! lol
Kemaren tuh abis dari bank, kita kelaperan trus bingung mau makan apa,,soalnya bosen sama makanan sini.
Baru keingetan kalo di sini ada restoran padang juga. Ya sudah akhirnya kita bergerak kesana.
Abis makan.. kita main bowling.,, udah lama juga nggak maen jadi bolanya kebanyakan nyemplung got!! cuman main 5 game aja abis itu udahan ,,, nggak kuat bo' sakit gila tangan .. udah kayak mo copot.
Rencananya mau nonton. tapi nggak da film bagus. ya udah deh, jadi beli kaset ps aja .. maen di rumah..... setelah berjam2 memilih2 kaset ps .... ( bingung ) .... dapet lah satu kaset... B-BOYS battle .... bayangin berjam2 milih kaset.. yang di beli cuman satu T_T.. nggak ada yg bagus ..
Malemnya.... maen ps deh ampe gila .... gaya breakdance nya keren2... tapi pusing,,soalnya masing2 move,, nama and tombol nya beda.. makin lama,,makin banyak yang harus di afalin tombol2nya supaya dapet move yg keren....
Saturday, November 1, 2008
A Tribute To My Mood...
I’m underneath the crust,
Wondering when I’ll rust away,
All my days pass like this,
Living, but dead... it’s night, not day.
Looking for a light
To dig myself out of this guilt
But just as I come so close
I get trapped again…
When will I break free?
Or will I always be here,
Reflecting over my actions,
Will it never seem clear to me?
Can I make a difference?
Or am I just like everyone else.
I wanna be me,
But I always make a mess.
Following the others
To be in their team,
Is just trash to me,
No matter how important it seems.
I AM who I AM,
No one can change that,
Even if you don’t like it
It’s the fact.
I’ll fight for what I believe in
Isn’t that what we’re all supposed to do?
Crash into beams, fall off cliffs,
Even then, I’ll always be true to myself.
So that’s my way to look at life,
You should try it too,
Trust me,,,, it works to its fullest,I’ll be me, and you’ll be you.
Wondering when I’ll rust away,
All my days pass like this,
Living, but dead... it’s night, not day.
Looking for a light
To dig myself out of this guilt
But just as I come so close
I get trapped again…
When will I break free?
Or will I always be here,
Reflecting over my actions,
Will it never seem clear to me?
Can I make a difference?
Or am I just like everyone else.
I wanna be me,
But I always make a mess.
Following the others
To be in their team,
Is just trash to me,
No matter how important it seems.
I AM who I AM,
No one can change that,
Even if you don’t like it
It’s the fact.
I’ll fight for what I believe in
Isn’t that what we’re all supposed to do?
Crash into beams, fall off cliffs,
Even then, I’ll always be true to myself.
So that’s my way to look at life,
You should try it too,
Trust me,,,, it works to its fullest,I’ll be me, and you’ll be you.
WISHES ..
Are we really that desperate, Or do we do it for fun
When we listen to those chain mails granting our wish
Or after the star passes, out wish will be done
It's a desire for happiness
The race we can never win
So we make up exuses
Act proud of the thought, rasing our chin
It's the only thing where we think
Our fantasies have a chance
To give us that toy we always wanted
Or to have you crush ask you to the dance
Wishes bring the selfishness in us
No matter how good you think you may be
If you've ever wished upon a star
It's always for you, never for me
So why does everyone do this
When we know wishes can't come true
Because wishes motivate us to doing it ourselves
In the end it was never the star, it was you
When we listen to those chain mails granting our wish
Or after the star passes, out wish will be done
It's a desire for happiness
The race we can never win
So we make up exuses
Act proud of the thought, rasing our chin
It's the only thing where we think
Our fantasies have a chance
To give us that toy we always wanted
Or to have you crush ask you to the dance
Wishes bring the selfishness in us
No matter how good you think you may be
If you've ever wished upon a star
It's always for you, never for me
So why does everyone do this
When we know wishes can't come true
Because wishes motivate us to doing it ourselves
In the end it was never the star, it was you
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